Vehicle Rapture

Driving lessons prices can cost you an arm and a leg. Especially if you, like myself, happen to be part troglodyte and are able to regenerate lost limbs.

Anyway, I found out that the course would cost about two thousand pounds. I lookedat Limbs online next. The current asking price for an arm was six hundred pounds. Legs were currently selling at four hundred pounds. I did the maths, and then I concentrated very hard on getting my limbs to fall off.

It took six weeks for my legs to grow back. I can't tell you how boring it is to lie on the floor waiting for your legs to regrow. It's even more boring than watching paint dry!

Anyway, when all of my limbs had finally returned to me I checked the driving lessons prices once again. I was shocked. In the six weeks it had taken for me to regrow my legs, the prices had gone up! I was going to have to lose yet another arm.

I couldn't bring myself to wait any longer for my lost limb to regenerate itself, so I paid the horrendous driving lessons prices and immediately started the course. What can I say? Its slightly more difficult for a one armed hybrid to learn to drive than a full bodied human. However, I struggled my way through the course, and by the end of my lessons I felt quite safe with my driving capabilities.

Then there came the crash. I did try to stop it happening, it wasn't all my fault. But what can a one armed fellow do to stop a car rushing head on into his own car? Absolutely nothing is the answer you're probably searching for. Sorry, I'm still a little defensive about the whole incident. I'd rather that we just forget about it.

After the crash I quickly healed my cuts and bruises with my regenerating abilities, said sorry to my instructor, and walked very quickly home on my brand new legs in utter disgrace. The instructor didn't look particularly happy with me; I think that the broken nose and the pane of glass that had shattered on his lap might have had something to do with it...

There's a moral to this story - well, two morals actually: if something costs an arm an a leg, don't take it literally! And secondly, check you driving lessons prices often!